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[NgakaK] Dapet SMS yang Beginian dari Temen Ane!

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[NgakaK] Dapet SMS yang Beginian dari Temen Ane!

Jul 7th 2011, 04:56

ane dapet lagi gan sms dari temen yg lucu
nih ceritanya:

Seorang pengembara dikejar-kejar oleh hewan Harimau sampai di tepi jurang,, akhirnya si pengembara pasrah . .
Lalu ia memejamkan mata sambil berdoa . . . .
setelah 5 menit dia heran kenapa gak dimakan"??

Lalu ia membuka matanya,, ternyata si harimau ada disebelahnya jg sedang berdoa.

pengembara snagat senang, dan bertanya pada harimau:

Pengembara:Hai rupanya kamu ikut berdoa bersama saya yaa??
Harimau:Iya . . . . BERDOA seblum makan

UPDATE SMS GAN

Mohon Sebar luaskan SMS ini..
seorang anak berusia 6 TAHUN tanpa pamit meninggalkan rumah
Ciri2:
Tinggi 120 cm
rambut ikal
kulit coklat
memakai kaos biru dan sandal yang kebesaran

Bila mengetahui keberadaan anak tsb, mohon segera disuruh pulang karena sandalanya mau dipake bapaknya
terimakasih

UPDATE SMS GAN

Dicari:
Lulusan SD/SMP/SMA/D3
gaji 2jt/bln Pria wanita
Uang makan 15rb/hari
Asuransi 25 jt/tahun
Posisi Kerja: Nggelitiki MAYAT SAMPE" KETAWA
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