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Cara Jitu Cowok Menghadapi Cewek Menangis

7 Jul, 2011

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Cara Jitu Cowok Menghadapi Cewek Menangis

Jul 7th 2011, 08:00

Menurut beberapa type cowok, salah satu cara ngadepin cewek yang suka netesin air mata, nih cara terjitu:

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Cowok Cuek: "Biarin Aja,paling ntar diam sendiri"
Cowok Naif: "Beliin gulali sama balon warna-warni"
Cowok Jaim: "Plz dunk jangan bikin malu gue,masa nangis sih"
Cowok gak sabaran: "Hari gene masih nangis,plzzz dech!!?"
Cowok Sensitif: "Ikutan Nangis N memble"
Cowok ahli Hipnotis: "Saya hitung 1,2,3...dihitungan ketiga anda melupakan semuanya... lupakan semuanya... lupakan... OK!"
Cowok Pasrah: "Terserah Lo deh!!!"
Cowok Idaman: "Menangislah sepuasnya dipundakku, sambil tangannya melingkar melindungi si cewe (kadang meraba)"
Cowok Tajir: "Beliin Mobil, Handphone..."
Cowok Romantis: "Bacain Puisi, dinyanyiin lagu NINA BOBO"
Cowok Horny: "Dibaringin ditempat tidur del el el"
Cowok Bete: "Dipeluk sambil dibisikin `kita putus aja ya` abisnya kamu cengeng banget sih say"
Cowok Narsis: "Sibuk ngambil foto diri sendiri pake N6600"
Cowok Dermawan: "Ngeluarin recehan sembari bilang May God Bless You..."
Cowok Kere: "Sory nih yang,aqu ga bisa beliin tissu..."
Cowok Santri: "Astagfirullah....tabahkan hatimu dinda."
Cowok Kritis: "Nanya ada paan sih? siapa? kenapa? dimana? kemana? kok bisa sih? ya udah... ambil positifnya aja lah"
Cowok tulalit: "Kamu nangis dapet bonus apa ditinggal mati sih? Hiiii...kamu bisa juga nangis yah?"
Cowok Matre: "Cewe kere Lo... nangis mulu nyusahin gue doank"
Cowok Kejam: "Hehehehe... ini belum seberapa sayang...nanti aku bisa bikin kamu tambah sengsara sampe meraung-raung... lebih parah lagi... mau nangis lagi?"

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